J.J. Bittenbinder, the Weirdo Detective from John Mulaney’s Comedy Special, Does Not Appreciate Being Made Fun Of

If you’ve seen John Mulaney’s new Netflix special, you know all about a tough street-wise Chicago cop named J.J. Bittenbinder. So cartoonish you’d be forgiven for thinking he was an exaggerated comedic character, Mulaney describes Bittenbinder as a cowboy hat-wearin’, pocket watch-totin’, super serious detective who came to Mulaney’s grade school every year to teach them how to not be kidnapped and murdered.

Turns out, J.J. Bittenbinder is a real guy, STREET SMARTS! is also real, and now, Bittenbinder’s heard about Mulaney’s special, and he is super not happy about being the butt of so many jokes.

This week, Bittenbinder (man, what a fun name to write) told the Chicago Tribune that Mulaney made several false claims about his character. For one, he never wore a cowboy hat, saying it “doesn’t work” with a three-piece suit (he wore those to every presentation). For two, he isn’t happy about his name becoming the object of so much humor. He said it means “barrel-maker,” which he says is an “honorable profession.”

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Source: Relevant Magazine“